Could you imagine if this was fraternity house? Would the Tri Lambdas finally meet their match? #fraternity #nyc #libya #partyhouse
The night I ate a cigarette butt. #yikes #comedy #ithappens
Time to clean up this city @lllolcoolj #nomorebozos #nomoremorons (at The Creek and The Cave)
Happy Mothers Day!!! To my mom and to your moms. Let them know how much they matter. My mom deserves the world. 12 lbs. 8 oz. through 12 hours of labor. Sorry I guess. #happymothersday #moms
Andy Sandford Website: Comedy biz blogs: the most proactive way to give up on comedy
There are books, and blogs, and podcasts, and classes, and videos, and messageboards all geared toward aspiring comedians who want to take their career up a notch. There is a huge market for comedy career advice. I’d be willing to bet that comedy has more of this sort of thing than most creative…
This man speaketh the truth!
The first and only traffic jam I have caused, mom got so pissed she finished the drive #sixflags
People Are Animals. Although this Animal is cool!
#animals #people #getwiththeprogram
Bubblez want to shoot up with me? The medicine that gives me strength to fight Chrons is also my kryptonite to maybe getting cancer #thewire #stilliving #stillsmiling (at Party Central)
Na na na na na….Batthumb! One of the things I splurged on in college, the thumb series.
2-3 Mangoes!!!! #unsungfruit #mouthdropping (at Marinello’s Grocery Deli)
No one is bringing a gun to this for sure. This used to be a nightmare for me. #knife #stabbing #foodnetwork #goodnetwork (at MTA Subway - DeKalb Ave (L))
I don’t think my brain had gotten its anti-crime badge at 17. #stabbing #17 #goingtolearntoday (at MTA Subway - DeKalb Ave (L))
Yup, that’s Screech and yes sadly me, this is the before pic before we gave Screech the finger after he groped Karen. This is also why This club closed it kept on booking terrible acts bith local and national. Read more about him and other terrible comedians at michaelshawki.tumblr.com
#creep #terriblecomedy #brokejoke (at Comedy Forum)
Gary Gulman performing at The Great Debate Variety Hour @thestandnyc (at The Stand)
Our faces after seeing the Weird Al sex tape. #priceless #yowzers #ahhh
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I'm a stand up comedian living in New York City.
